napoleonbonerhard:

so you like bad girls huh well then you’ll love me because i’m bad at everything 

goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 

• Me: *home alone*
• Me: *in the shower* IMAGINE LIVING LIKE A KING SOMEDAAAYY
• Me: *preparing a snack* KISS ME AGAIIIN, UNDERNEATH THE MOON LIIGHT
• Me: *running around* LONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVEE
• Me: *Upside down, balancing on the couch* IM MARRIED TO THE MUSIC, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSEEE
• Me: *into a hairbrush* YOUR FOREVER IS AL THAT I NEEEED
• Family: *gets home*
• Me: *locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk